wuqs:

lesserjoke:

Reblog this post with your weirdest ancestor’s name.

I had a great-grandfather named Kermit Dickman.

why did you start a competition that you’ve already won

destinyfyeah:

Queer Eye

Antoni: “a v a c a d o s. taste everything. smell everything.”

Karamo: “and this is why you should believe in yourself.”

Tan: “roll those sleeves. f r e n c h t u c k.”

Jonathon: “put actual effort in. s h a v e.”

Bobby: “oh, hi. i’ve just been gone this entire episode redoing your whole house.”

donkeykongsixtyfour:

grahancoxon:

(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat

dailytweets: